- Sense of humour is not mandatory, but you won’t survive without it
- Should be quick to recover when you forget a kids name: a staple of generic names such as ‘Buckaroo’ or ‘Fella’ is a must
- Even though you would watch them anyways, Cartoons are now considered research.
- Having the ability to always tell a joke or fill in time is a major plus
- No sense of embarrassment is a plus – especially when doing action songs
- Must have the immune system of a robot
- Must be able to use random junk as props
- Must be able to rig contests so the girls don’t always win
- Willingness to pray for all sick pets by name
- Must be able to “Hold it” for entire service rotation
- Ability to distinguish where “That smell is coming from”
- Must be able to come up with 10 games from 1 piece of toilet paper.
- Must remember that ‘knucks’ are 75% more healthy than high fives.
- Able to turn all your mistakes into a funny story
- Able to tolerate bright yellow & orange walls in your office
- Breath mints … really, kids will call you out for dog breath
Do You Have A Funny Job Requirement?
Leave a comment below if you know of more funny qualification for children’s ministry. Also, check out the thread on CM Connect.